Blackout Poem

by Gabriella Anich

Follow the Plaid Hat at Disneyland

How do you improve on a place where the most obsessive designers in the world have perfected every detail? Hire an elite plaid-clad VIP guide to plan a day around your interests, share the park’s history, and bring you to the front of the line at 30 attractions. Want to meet characters? They’re waiting for you. Fireworks? You have a prime viewing spot.